Paintballing is on! (permalink)

Posted on Wednesday the 8th of November 2006 by Christian May

Christian May
Chairman

Prepare yourselves for a battle of strength, honour, courage and passion.... the first Conservative Vs. Labour Paintballing Extravaganza is happening this Saturday.

I don't need to remind you that there is more at stake here than a paintballing victory - we cannot, and will not let them win. We need a crack squad of Conservative Commandos who are up for this battle...are you in? Do you want to be part of a decisive victory for the Conservatives that will be talked about long after we're gone? Do you want to say "I was there" to your grandchildren? Do you want to bury the red flag along with Labour's smug smile? If so, then meet us at 10.30am this Saturday outside Michael Caine's brasserie in Cathedral Green for basic training and strategy formulation.

On a serious note, if anyone has a car it would seriously help the logistics of this exercise. Fuel costs can be covered. For those left out of a car, public transport will be our B52 for this mission. There are buses from Exeter bus station to Crealey Adventure Park (where the paintballing arena is). Please reply if you wish to accept this mission. Labour are promising to put up a formidable force, so we need to match them.

Strength and honour,

Christian May
Chairman